Jo writes a songfic
work in progress
*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
I had a class in a room with these bad boys.
At the beginning of the year, they were all uniform and straight the way normal desks are. Over the course of the semester they slowly inched back until the end of the year when all of the desks were pushed and crowded back against the far wall due to the students unconscious effort to put as much space between themselves and the learning as humanly possible.
didn’t the goblet of fire cover this
because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch
pretty sure it has something to do with an overall season score or something
what is that guy on the right drinking i want one
dont blame ur fucken goalie u stupid ass cabbage
#praise ur goalie!!pat goalie on the head!! #good job goalie!!!u let people shoot a fucking disc capable of breaking bones at u for an hour!! #thank u!!!thank u for helping where the rest of the team was lacking!!!!! #thank u for trying ur best even tho u made some mistakes ur still a fuckin beast!!! #how about that !!! #stopgoalieshaming2k14
I had to read this post twice because the first time I thought we were referencing a literal cabbage and this was some sort of obscure cabbage reference that I didn’t get.
teen wolf au in which the argent werewolf gets a little closer to stiles. (x)
can anyone make a fanfiction of this? and also does argent werewolf have a name or are we just calling him argent werewolf? btw this is amazing! please somebody make a fanfiction of this!
I love this so much, but can I get it with a side order or of Derek pouting off in the corner, refusing to admit he’s jealous, and insisting that the only reason he doesn’t like this Noah kid is because he’s an Argent and Argent’s can’t be trusted.
And Noah’s been nothing but goofy and nervous and eager to please toward Derek, but Derek refuses to trust him or welcome him into the pack in any way, despite the rest of the pack kind of adoring him, until it all comes to a head when they’re in a big fight, and Noah nearly dies, killing his Great Uncle Gerard to save Derek and (more importantly to Derek) Stiles, and the three of them have amazing, life affirming sex and it’s awesome.
And it works, the three of them, for a while, but after a few weeks Stiles notices that while both his boyfriends are very doting and affectionate towards him, there’s still a sort of chilly tension when the two of them interact with each other. So Stiles forces them to go on dates without him, to get to know each other better and kindle the spark he knows is there. He goes and plays XBox with Scott and tries not to worry too much about how Derek and Noah are getting along without him, because he’s getting tired of the way they both look so relieved when he walks into a room after leaving them alone together and he just wants his boyfriends to love each other as much as he loves them, is that really so much to ask?
And finally, after the 3rd or 4th date he’s forced them on, Stiles lets himself into Derek’s apartment to find Derek and Noah making out on the couch, and he pumps his fist, and does a little victory dance, and rushes to the couch to join them.
And they lived happily (and sexily) ever after.